swimmingferret:

"i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"

"Oh are you looking for this well come and get it you contemptuous she-witch."

"You’re vaguely fucking shit up in some totally am8iguous way."

"I would raise the girl to be groomed for her calling. My lessons would emphasize obedience, mastery of the clockwork majyyks, and being locked in a room"

"See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia’s ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck"

"You accidentally rebubble this memory to the wrong feed. It turns out to be badly off topic, and you lose a couple followers. You immediately dispatch another bubble specifically to tell them to go fuck themselves."

"All that experience and wisdom, and she’s out there floundering around like fucking noo8."

"oh my god, you are all so insane!"

"killin ghosts as a thing that can happen is seriously the dumbest shit i ever heard"

"/raises eyebrows
PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.”

"You are consumed by murderous thoughts and you prepare to embark on a killing spree to end all oh for fuck’s sake you start thinking about dog things again.

WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.”

"Payback scenarios notwithstanding. There’s always time to be made for a good comeuppance."

"I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE."

"im gettin a posse together to kill an invincible monster you want in y//n

#yolo”

"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"

"ok. what’s this one about?
ogre sex, or salamander shipping, or something?
Nope! Although I would 8e happy to tell you all a8out those topics another time.”

"Jeeze, why does everyone always die so much?"

Homestuck is Hussie’s and Ms Paint’s lovechild.

Anyway, this is kinda my master post, where I put all the links up to the other Homestuck posts I made so I can keep track of them. Also, I put some of my fave quotes in here lol

Other homestuck posts;

Trolls

Karkat Vantas, Knight of Blood.

Aradia Megido, Maid of Time.
Tavros Nitram, Page of Breath.
Sollux Captor, Mage of Doom.
Nepeta Leijon, Rogue of Heart.
Kanaya Maryam, Slyph of Space.
Terezi Pyrope, Seer of Mind. 
Vriska Serket, Thief of Light.
Equius Zahhak, Heir of Void. 
Gamzee Makara, Bard of Rage
Eridan Ampora, Prince of Hope.
Feferi Peixes, Witch of Life. 

Bonus trolls;

)(er Imperial Condescension, Thief of Life.

Vantases
Megidos
Nitrams
Captors
Leijons
Maryams
Pyropes
Serkets
Zahhaks
Makaras
Amporas
Peixes

John Egbert and Jane Crocker
Rose and Roxy Lalonde
Dave and Dirk Strider
Jade Harley and Jake English
Facial Expressions

Calliope and Caliborn, the Muse of Space and Lord of Time

Grimdark Rose Lalonde and Grimbark Jade Harley.

First Guardians; Becquerel, Doc Scratch and GCat.

The Scurrilous Straggler.

The good ol’ fisticuffs of Homestuck.

BLUH of Homestuck

Homestuck Show Downs

Stabbings and impalements

Favourite Flash- Make her Pay

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Jade Harley, Witch of Space.
Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.

Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.

Homestuck, using Aspects + Classes 1/2

Homestuck sleepy time

"The eyes are the groin of the head."

What a bunch of nerds.

Brainwashing.

Slap-Slap

BONKs

Favourite Exile- Peregrine Mendicant.

The Scourge Sisters

reblog if ur dick sparkles

vaguelywatermarksthesky:

j-e-t-k-o:

Every time a character says ‘Honor’ in A:tlA

i cant stop laughing

nonernonernonernonernonernoner

citurass-d0wn:

stardust-and-petrichor:

I know Homestuck is known for its silly armless art style, but when Hussie wants to, he really can draw.

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NO

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FUCKING NO

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HUSSIE DIDN’T DRAW THESE

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LAZ AND MANY OTHERS DID

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SHE COLLABORATED WITH HUSSIE FOR CASCADE AND FLASHES

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showdown

john EOA

YOU ALL ARE DOUCHE NUGGETS

AND I WILL STAB EVERY ONE OF YOU.

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

covergirl:

It’s National Piña Colada Day, so it’s only fitting that we should celebrate in #EasyBreezyBeautiful style.

covergirl:

It’s National Piña Colada Day, so it’s only fitting that we should celebrate in #EasyBreezyBeautiful style.

bbsinr:

Known a lot of Leo’s who do this thing where they just…

bbsinr:

Known a lot of Leo’s who do this thing where they just…

realityisoverrated:

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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THAT SHOULD BE ME

cosmicyawn:

STYLE MEME THAT IS LOOOONG OVERDUE
style a la flux if you’re not following her then y̷̸̧o̵͞ứ̷͢’́҉͟ŕ͝è̷͝ ̵̷͠w̴̡̨̢̛r̨͡ơ̴̵͢҉n̕g̛͟͟͜

cosmicyawn:

STYLE MEME THAT IS LOOOONG OVERDUE

style a la flux if you’re not following her then y̷̸̧o̵͞ứ̷͢’́҉͟ŕ͝è̷͝ ̵̷͠w̴̡̨̢̛r̨͡ơ̴̵͢҉n̕g̛͟͟͜

gamzee is actually a dumb, smelly puppy: the comic

jamtav:

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happy gamtav day, guys

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

freakingorgeoushomestuckart:

queenoftheantz:

Homestuck.

plus the artist hid a pumpkin

freakingorgeoushomestuckart:

queenoftheantz:

Homestuck.

plus the artist hid a pumpkin