"i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"
"Oh are you looking for this well come and get it you contemptuous she-witch."
"You’re vaguely fucking shit up in some totally am8iguous way."
"I would raise the girl to be groomed for her calling. My lessons would emphasize obedience, mastery of the clockwork majyyks, and being locked in a room"
"See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia’s ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck"
"You accidentally rebubble this memory to the wrong feed. It turns out to be badly off topic, and you lose a couple followers. You immediately dispatch another bubble specifically to tell them to go fuck themselves."
"All that experience and wisdom, and she’s out there floundering around like fucking noo8."
"oh my god, you are all so insane!"
"killin ghosts as a thing that can happen is seriously the dumbest shit i ever heard"
PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.”
"You are consumed by murderous thoughts and you prepare to embark on a killing spree to end all oh for fuck’s sake you start thinking about dog things again.
WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.”
"Payback scenarios notwithstanding. There’s always time to be made for a good comeuppance."
"I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE."
"im gettin a posse together to kill an invincible monster you want in y//n
"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"
"ok. what’s this one about?
ogre sex, or salamander shipping, or something?
Nope! Although I would 8e happy to tell you all a8out those topics another time.”
"Jeeze, why does everyone always die so much?"
Homestuck is Hussie’s and Ms Paint’s lovechild.
Anyway, this is kinda my master post, where I put all the links up to the other Homestuck posts I made so I can keep track of them. Also, I put some of my fave quotes in here lol
Other homestuck posts;
Aradia Megido, Maid of Time.
Tavros Nitram, Page of Breath.
Sollux Captor, Mage of Doom.
Nepeta Leijon, Rogue of Heart.
Kanaya Maryam, Slyph of Space.
Terezi Pyrope, Seer of Mind.
Vriska Serket, Thief of Light.
Equius Zahhak, Heir of Void.
Gamzee Makara, Bard of Rage.
Eridan Ampora, Prince of Hope.
Feferi Peixes, Witch of Life.
"No way! We settled this, remember? My prior resolution made it definitive; I was to be regarded as exceedingly permissive in certain respects!”
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Every time a character says ‘Honor’ in A:tlA
i cant stop laughing
I know Homestuck is known for its silly armless art style, but when Hussie wants to, he really can draw.
HUSSIE DIDN’T DRAW THESE
LAZ AND MANY OTHERS DID
SHE COLLABORATED WITH HUSSIE FOR CASCADE AND FLASHES
YOU ALL ARE DOUCHE NUGGETS
AND I WILL STAB EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?
It’s National Piña Colada Day, so it’s only fitting that we should celebrate in #EasyBreezyBeautiful style.
Known a lot of Leo’s who do this thing where they just…
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
THAT SHOULD BE ME
STYLE MEME THAT IS LOOOONG OVERDUE
style a la flux if you’re not following her then y̷̸̧o̵͞ứ̷͢’́҉͟ŕ͝è̷͝ ̵̷͠w̴̡̨̢̛r̨͡ơ̴̵͢҉n̕g̛͟͟͜
happy gamtav day, guys
not being at comic con like